Fast Food Fridays

DESTROY BABYLON

2011-04-25T19:04:00.001-04:00

Sometimes you gotta admit that a blog is a blog and nothing more.

I'm going fishing.

GFYS.

Majestic-12 (MJ-12)

2011-04-18T12:52:00.003-04:00

Whats crazier, to believe in angels and heaven and a son of god that was crucified and brought back to life, the devil and hell and a concept of worship me or you will spend eternity in damnation. Or that there is life beyond earth, wether its on another planet or another dimension. This video will creep you out. the call at the end is shocking. Shit is real.

FAFFFPPT

2011-04-14T12:52:00.000-04:00

NOAH T

2011-04-13T09:10:00.002-04:00

2011-04-06T10:30:00.000-04:00

Paul.

Courtesy of Big Osk.

Our Favorite Beardo

2011-04-04T10:54:00.002-04:00

Since Jay Brown couldnt hack the Gabe Clement beard bet of $100.00 for six months of beardery, Justin had to step up and make the sacrifice for glory and one hundred dollars.

So from the beginning of October until April 1st Justin stuck with the mangy look of a hobo. This stuck through Christmas, New Years, Family Day, Valentines Day, Earth Day, St Patricks Day, and finally ended on April Fools Day. Which given the end date could have been the perfect invitation to screw him out of his money and leave him bearded and dejected.

But you gotta hand it to him, he really did it.

For one hundred dollars.

Thanks Jeff Comber for the step by step photos.

2011-04-01T17:10:00.001-04:00

2011-03-31T10:00:00.002-04:00

Bruce Lee.

Gawdamm nun-chuks!

2011-03-25T11:55:00.001-04:00

This Movie wasn't so bad.

2011-03-23T14:46:00.000-04:00

Tjaden Brewer. Winning.

Dancing in the Streets

2011-03-23T09:56:00.000-04:00

Green Mind

2011-03-22T10:54:00.005-04:00

General tips for henchmen of all varieties:

Avoid getting sent to rough up the hero(es). Ransacking hotel rooms is probably safe, but going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure ticket to the bottom of the Thames. Remember, however, that all Heroes get roughed up at least once, so if this has never happened to the Hero, go for it!
When the hero or his sidekicks are at your mercy, don't stop to gloat.
If you can't resist gloating, don't boast about the reward you expect to receive from your master for bringing them in or killing them off.
If you gloat and boast, don't be surprised if a comrade of the person you have at your mercy jumps you from behind while you're distracted with your boasting.
If you fail to complete your mission, skip town. Returning to the Evil Overlord to report on your failure will usually get you killed.
Avoid killing people not actively involved in the rebellion, the Evil Overlord has enough enemies as it is. Especially don't kill relatives, significant others, or best friends of the hero. Normally after the Evil Overlord is overthrown, henchmen can get off with a few hundred hours of community service, but if you off the Hero's loved ones, he'll make lasagna out of you.
Unless the Evil Overlord pays extra for indiscriminate slaughter, avoid it. Why should you give your services away for free?
As tempting as it may be, never try to ravish the Evil Overlord's beautiful-but-wicked daughter. She can probably mop the floor with you. Daddy will not try to stop her.
Learn where the trap door is in the Evil Overlord's audience chamber. Avoid standing there, especially when bad news is brought to the Evil Overlord.
While the Evil Overlord is gloating over his anticipated success in the venture he is about to launch, it is considered impolite to ask "And if you fail?" You probably won't be flogged, maimed, or killed for your temerity, but why risk it?
As soon as the evil lord has the hero in his power, seek the nearest available escape route. The fewmets are about to hit the windmill.
Learn to distinguish Heroes from Sidekicks. Heroes are usually taller and more somber, while Sidekicks dress with more flair and tell more jokes. Taking on the Hero when you only have enough manpower/firepower to take on the Sidekick will earn you an all-expenses-paid trip on Stygian Cruise Lines.
Never allow yourself to be provoked into doing anything stupid by insults from the Hero or Sidekicks.
No matter how attractive the captured heroine is or how seductively she bats her eyes, she really does not want to sleep with you. Do not unlock the cell door.
If the heroes give you a chance to surrender or flee, take it.
If you surrender to the Hero, don't try to stab him when his back is turned; the Sidekick will get you first.
If the seemingly helpless person you have just cornered is confident and unafraid despite being outnumbered and surrounded, you have encountered a Hero in disguise. Run while you still can.
If the Hero you are sent after dresses entirely in black, he is even more dangerous than the Evil Overlord suspects; double all requisitions for men and firepower.
Practice your "accidental" sword/gun dropping technique. It's the only thing that can save you when the hero is winning.
When you have someone at gunpoint and that person says "you haven't got the guts to kill me," prove him/her wrong.
The Evil Overlord will not risk his life to save yours. Why risk yours for him?
If the Hero is using you as a human shield and the Evil Overlord asks you if the Doomsday Weapon is prepared, say "no."
If the Evil Overlord orders you to kill some prisoners and then departs for business elsewhere, leave as quickly as possible; there is about to be a successful rescue attempt.
Never wear gender-inappropriate underwear if swords are common. The Hero will slice your suspenders, causing your pants to fall and exposing you to ridicule.
Never allow yourself to be turned into a vicious, ravening beast to defeat the Hero. It never works, and you girlfriend will not understand. She will dump you for one of the Good Guys.
Never hold hostages at point blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.
When disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neighboring lands presently outside of his control.
Find out where the Evil Overlord has installed the self-destruct switch for his secret base (the real switch, not the decoy), and disable it at the first opportunity. The base will get blown up anyway, but your chances of escaping are better.
Don't let the Evil Overlord use you as a lab animal.
If you can't avoid being used as a guinea pig by the Evil Overlord, any powers you gain from the experiment will make it needful for the Hero to kill you at some point during the Heroic Struggle. Change sides and take your just revenge.

Found here

The Ghost of Kurt Cobain

2011-03-21T12:47:00.004-04:00

Tiger blood

Mild concern without getting involved.

Juiced

Bottle of wisers

Eastern European mail order brides.

Johnny Grieco.

2011-03-14T10:36:00.003-04:00

BMW is from outerspace?

They must have some skrull technology or something, I think this is made of vibranium.

2011-03-09T14:09:00.000-05:00

"Way to breathe, no breath"

Beasley Bruyns VS. the Boston Bruins.

2011-03-07T21:49:00.003-05:00

One half of the powerhouse known as the Bruyns is running a tight blog over HERE.

Dan Bruyn went to school in Westdale and once rocked a chain, and Tim boots. Therefore hes got my vote as a certified fashion legend.

2011-03-07T21:26:00.001-05:00

BLUETILE LOUNGE at the Girl park.

2011-03-06T17:18:00.000-05:00

MF and MG sight seeing in the Hills of Beverly.

2011-03-01T12:12:00.000-05:00

Bone Thugs & Harmony annnnnd Phil Collins

2011-02-22T13:14:00.000-05:00

Singing along to Mortals playlist.

Grown Ups.

2011-02-16T11:36:00.002-05:00

Guess who just got their drivers license.

Paul Liliani is now a grown ass man.

Doing things like a grown ass man.

Expect big things from this modern executive.

Now that he can drive cars legally, whats next? Mergers? Takeovers? Property Development? Hiring? Firing? BUY BUY BUY! SELL SELL SELL!

Buy low, sell high, thats Pauls motto.

2011-02-11T10:31:00.002-05:00

Above is last years SOTY predictions by a handful of homies that frequent Supra on Friday afternoons and so on. In total we had nine people throw three guesses each into the mix with a cost of $10.00 per entrant.

Although this was done pre-Stay Gold, the predictions were pretty safe, with a few hilarious candidates thrown in to make it interesting. No Disrespect intended to any of the obvious no chancers, but you know they were never in the running.

So heres how it breaks down:

Big Osk:

Brandon Westgate
Leo Romero
Grant taylor.

Sean Mo:

Heath
Leo
Busenitz

Nathan Olokun:

Chris Pfanner
Busenitz
Leo

Jeff Comber:

Pfanner
Leo
Torey

Justin Czank:

Eli Reed
Torey
Heath

Geoff Smith:

Busentiz
Leo
Baxter-neil

Mikey Wenham:

Torey
Sheckler
Shane O'Neil

Greg Boudreau:

Leo
Torey
Heath

Marco Feller:

Vincent Alvarez
Andrew Allen
Sean Malto

So its pretty clear most of us knew who was up in the mix to win it. Some of us were really far off, Justins pick of Eli Reed no matter how well intentioned is an unlikely winner. I don't think an AM has ever gotten a SOTY, so Chris Pfanner is pretty far fetched. Silas getting a second SOTY? thats a crazy one, dunno how you came up with that one Geoff. Mikeys Sheckler is also controversial but this was selected when there was a chance to PlanB video was gonna be released, so I think he was trying to be strategic. Noticeably missing was no P-Rod, no one thought he was good enough to win a SOTY?

In the end everyone was supposed to put in $10.00 and if one of your three won SOTY you got a piece of the pot, well nine people played at $10.00 a person, six selected Leo so there is $15 owed, however no one actually paid.

We are gonna do it again this year with bets opening up June 1st. I'll put my early predictions up in February cause I don't give a rats ass.

Quim Cardona
Gino Iannucci
Julien Stranger

2011-02-10T17:55:00.001-05:00

Wow. This is tight. Say what you want about Famous being a kooky deal, Javier is tops.

2011-02-09T12:18:00.002-05:00

We gots a Ping Pong club coming to Toronto, and only about two blocks from FFF HQ.

See the article HERE.

Apparently this thing was started by Susan Sarandon, who as we all know was a big time actress with her role in Bull Durham. A film about a baseball team or something, they may have been called the Durham Bulls? Minor League baseball movies are hella depressing. Losers never made it to the big leagues.

The website HERE.

Memberships are $400 a year for the first 200 signups and $500 a year after that. I do like playing PP a great deal. But do I want to get my ass whopped on a regular basis?

2011-02-09T09:47:00.000-05:00

Stoked!

2011-02-08T16:40:00.000-05:00

Biebel is R&B smooth - By Tim Savas by biebelsworld

THE BEST SONG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD SINCE ANTOINE DODSON.

What happens in Vegas...

2011-02-07T11:41:00.002-05:00

Joey Fatone from some boy band hosts the price is right with our favorite current Oakville resident Kevin Wong aka Wongneto.

JJJ practices taking down looters in the aftermath of the 2012 world collapse.

2011-02-06T20:17:00.003-05:00

2011-02-04T11:52:00.002-05:00

Pat and I are fucking famous.

Sometime in August at the Elephant Direct Premiere.

2011-02-03T09:39:00.004-05:00

The world keeps waiting for Big Osk to put out this video.

2011-02-02T12:05:00.003-05:00

Winter doesn't last forever.

We'll be throwing up gang signs soon enough.

The Big Time

2011-02-01T09:16:00.002-05:00

My photo of the Quietlife Ping Pong balls made it to the new artdump site. I'm still uncredited though, but its a start of a new life as a photographer!

2011-01-31T17:28:00.002-05:00

New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."

Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.

She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post.

A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI)

source here

2011-01-31T13:37:00.003-05:00

411VM #8. Used to watch the shit out of this thing. The song is a winner, the team was mint with the exception of Jason Ellis who doesn't do it for me.

Lil Stevie, Andy Stone, Billy Pepper and of course Pepe. This set me up for Capital proper like.

And since we are speaking on the subject, this is up there with dynamic urban skating. His style is bulletproof, if he skated any more loose his arms would fall off.

2011-01-31T09:59:00.002-05:00

Good interview with Noah T over at Nicky Youngs blog Here.

"Michael Billington Hairy".

2011-01-31T09:52:00.002-05:00

Key words used on Google that led people to FFF. Nothing shocking here, I'm sure a few came up while folks were searching for themselves on the internet. No biggie, I done it, so have you. The only weird part here is number 24.

"Michael Billington Hairy".

2011-01-28T12:56:00.001-05:00

This is a key part of understanding Babylon. Notice the metamorphosis into the cobra? Thats unacceptable.

2011-01-28T10:28:00.002-05:00

This looks like a video of montreal and Hamilton, with some good homies, including Justin Czank, our fearless fashion leader and resident beardo.

Dog People

2011-01-28T09:18:00.001-05:00

Sure, your dog keeps the letter wielding postman from attacking, but would he take a bullet on your behalf?

Dog owner Osmar Persisco of Garibaldi, Brazil, knows the answer is “yes” after his pet Max leapt to defend him from armed robbers, taking three bullets along the way.

Persisco was parking his truck near Max’s favourite field when two armed robbers approached him and demanded the keys to his vehicle.

Persisco resisted and the thieves opened fire, drawing blood after grazing the 47-year-old’s forehead with a bullet.

That’s when Max lost his cool.

“He saw the blood and was furious,” Persisco told Brazilian newspaper Globo. “He left like a rocket to attack the thieves. One of them ran away, but Max dominated the other one. To defend himself, the thief ended up shooting the dog. Max thwarted the assault and saved my life.”

Max was hit twice in his chest and once in his leg, but by then he had scared off the potential thieves.

Persisco rushed the heroic pet he had adopted three years earlier to his local vet. Max is expected to make a full recovery.

“If I didn’t have my dog around, they would have killed me,” Persisco told the paper. “He’s my hero.”

thestar.com

2011-01-25T12:41:00.000-05:00

San Francisco Remix Part Two from Green Apple on Vimeo.

I don't like hearing depressing shit about no name dickheads.

2011-01-24T16:24:00.000-05:00

Shakespeare said," to thine own self be true"..........-Appleyard said, "fuck you all, all of you"

2011-01-17T09:29:00.003-05:00

Since its the stupidest winter of my life the posts keep getting farther and farther apart.

and its not like I'm getting any help from people in warmer climates that actually leave their homes to do things.

And then I had a serious weekend, I can barely walk from the stupid stuff I stupidly did. The usual Fast Food Friday became a Fast Food Fortyeight Hours.

I've been posting photos even more randomly over here.

2011-01-07T11:40:00.001-05:00

I definitely saw a lot of this at the tradeshow this year.

Sunglasses will only get you so far on planet earth before you need something with an adjustable strap.

2010-12-31T15:46:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year from all of us at FFF.

Street Feet

2010-12-21T09:21:00.003-05:00

FFF Affiliates Rob Carley and Duncan (no last name needed obviously) have parts in the Street Feet video. Funny ass dudes. Check how many different cities these guys skate, all around the damn world. Passport stamps are one of the only things worth collecting.

2010-12-16T11:28:00.000-05:00

Supra Crail Complete High Ollie Contest.

2010-12-15T09:30:00.002-05:00

Kevin Britton

Mo Green

Pat LaFrenchname Winning Ollie.

Photos: Louis Feller

The Longest Trip of My Life.

2010-12-14T10:47:00.007-05:00

Every year about this time we head down to California for Podium sales meetings and the Supra xmas party. Just as black friday kicks off the holiday shopping season, these meetings kick off the holidays for me.

Wes and MF get serious on the Podium Table.

This is the best lighting for a game I have ever seen.

Your humble host about to race my ass off.

K1 racetrack in Torrance.

Kevin on the Pacific Ocean.

Redondo Beach Ca.

South Bay sunsets.

Lets have a meeting.

Round Two.

Wes and MF seriously battle hard at Podium.

Mr Pizza. Next to Ball Beauty Supply where they sell pube dye.

Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory.

Or as its commonly called Girl Skateboards.

No one hates their job at Girl, the worst day there is your best day here.

Vancouver.

Naslund retirement ceremony.

Kids are so lucky to have cool toys these days, I would have been hyped to have this when I was younger, or right now.

The Yoda shirt says "read you must"

2010-12-10T11:36:00.004-05:00

Once again being starved for content, I thought I'd send out the questions "whats your favorite thing about Christmas?"

Big Osk - Remember when in school you'd get like 3 weeks off for xmas. That was always sick....now fresh sock and underwear is the best.

Johnny Grieco - Eggnog.

Sam Mulholland - I'd say that it lifts most peoples spirits that are bummed on the cold, and the big family dinner is always nice.

Jay Brown - I guess I'd have to say the gifts. But I never really get any good ones.....

Mikey Wenham - My Family party is really fun.

Loose Bruce - BTL christmas is up there, but I like putting up the tree and Christmas morning breakfast, Mediterranean pie, soooooo good!

Paul Liliani - Charlie Brown

Kyle McDonald - Randy Quaid.

Jerry Filice - Hockey.

Trevor Rowan - Giving to others.

Dan Bruyn - Seeing friends, eating and drinking lots.

Morgan Smith - Hanging out with my family on Christmas day, secretly buying presents for people, eating large amounts of candy and chocolate.

Pat O'Rourke - Definitely Christmas day, a full day of doing what I like most..... doing nothing. Just eating all the chocolate, and scratching scratch tickets from my stocking waiting for christmas dinner.

Matt Baird - Booze n Smokes.

Mike Billington - Reflecting on another year full of regret.

Mortal - When its over.

Mark Appleyard - Not much, xmas annoys me.

Anna Bartula - Family!

Rob Lane - A day off and a super awesome greasy breakfast.

Gibbs - I usually get really nice male grooming products in my stocking like the perry ellis shit.

Sean Edwards - Booze, whores.

Mikey LeBlanc - This year it's having a real tree for the first time and moms Christmas Chocolates.

2010-12-03T15:20:00.000-05:00

This is basically what just happened in that Ping Pong game.

F you Paul.

2010-12-03T15:13:00.001-05:00

Paul just beat someone, I dunno who though.

Wasn't me.

P-P-P-Paul Liliani

2010-12-01T10:48:00.000-05:00

Paul Liliani (DIGI WEB PART) from Back Yo Ass Up on Vimeo.

2010-12-01T10:41:00.000-05:00

HOLY SHEEEET!

2010-11-27T10:51:00.001-05:00

2010-11-26T09:12:00.000-05:00

GENIUS.

2010-11-23T09:28:00.005-05:00

Heres a run down of what we did on a rainy sunday in Paris.

MF and I went to the Louvre.

Saw the Lisa. Saw all the people being dicks in front of it too.

Then this violent ass painting.

as MF said "I don't like hearing depressing shit about no name dickheads" I was under the impression violence was created with video games, so this painting is either a harsh forgery or violence has been around for hundreds of years.

We went to go find some books to read but couldn't find a bookstore, so we ended up looking for books in Louis Vuitton. They didn't have anything good. I was looking for a James Pattison and Marco wanted a Stephen King thriller. But if you are in the market for a kickass book about luggage, check Louis. Also Virgil told us about a mysterious penthouse art gallery on the top floor of this Louis store, apparently they take you up in a pitch black elevator so it cleanses the optical pallet. We forgot to go up there cause we were looking for books.

You'll never guess what they sell here.

But the real reason we were in France was to see where the first boots on the ground on June 6th 1944 took place. We re-traced the 101st landing in Normandy and what was the start of the liberation of Europe from the Germans in WWII. Hard to imagine what these kids went through. If you haven't already seen it, check out Band of Brothers, it gives you a pretty good idea of what happened.

2010-11-21T04:15:00.003-05:00

Bluetile Welcomes Sam Mullholland to the team!

Sam is also riding some Stacks boards and Lakai shoes.

Yeah Sam!

2010-11-20T13:24:00.000-05:00

The Almighty Virgil.

November 19th 2010.

Paris France.

2010-11-19T14:34:00.000-05:00

The real Birdman.

Paris, earlier today.

Whats in the World are People Doing?

2010-11-16T13:39:00.003-05:00

I sent a mass text out to see what people were up to, it was a scientific question, loaded with no bias, clearly aimed at social studies, answering the question that plagues us daily: What are you doing right now?

Jamie McGinnes: Listening to Slayer in the car.

Jerry Filice: In a terribly Boring ******* showroom.

Mike Billington: Smoking Crack.

Pat O'Rourke: Walking on Queen St. Just went to Wendys with my Dad.

Jacob Williams: At Adrift.

Trevor Rowan: At the shop.

Mikey LeBlanc: Texting and shaving at the same time.

Yiggity Ydreos: At work.

Rob Lane: Kicking my feet up.

Paul Liliani: At Junction

Jay Brown: Chilling at my house with a couple of people.

Oskar Szydlowski: Brushing my hair and getting ready for work.

Ninja: Getting lunch.

Johnny Grieco: Just finishing work.

Gibbs: Just working.

Mortal: Coming back from the science center.

Starved for content.

2010-11-12T15:30:00.000-05:00

This jam is top notch. I try to listen to it at least once a day.

2010-11-09T16:59:00.002-05:00

it turns out this was taken down, but if you got to see it then you know this is a good example of people losing their minds over dumb shit.

Yes he fucked up the guys bush.

Yes its private property.

But after seeing his reaction I think this guy has lost sight of what is important in life, I am going to agree with the kid in the death wish shirt and say its just a bush.

Getting that mad about anything is dangerous.

I am predicting an early death at the hands of stress or a heartattack.

The Last Time I Went to Cali.

2010-11-04T12:32:00.003-04:00

Sheduardo Sanchez

Its the AM in HB.

MF taking in Jah's blessing

And then getting babylonian.

HB at sunset.

Facing Northish off the PCH.

2010-11-03T16:58:00.000-04:00

Yeah Cameo!

Introducing, Cameo Wilson from Stacks on Vimeo.

FLATSPOT FRIDAYS

2010-11-03T09:36:00.003-04:00

Check out Flatspots new board done by our FFF Affiliate Corey Gibbs, contained are all things awesome, including ODB, Kenny Fucking Powers, Wayne Gretzky, a KCK, Terry and Deaner, The Hoff (David not Steph), and of course the greatest dog in history, Dignan. Check under Hogans armpit for the real deal, can't see it? It's the pic below. Check out Gibbs and Flatspot for more details.

2010-11-01T10:20:00.001-04:00

In Dark Trees from ian lefebvre on Vimeo.

Comber and Jesse have this cool short film called In Dark trees. I missed the premiere cause I was in Amerikkka but its pretty mint. Check it out and stay tuned for more Comber related posts.

Jay Brown Update.

2010-10-18T17:36:00.003-04:00

Just over five months left and Jay Brown is getting seriously bushed out.

Remember Jay, comb and shampoo....

Beaz in Effect.

2010-10-17T21:47:00.000-04:00

Everyone Loves Beard Bets.

2010-10-14T11:56:00.003-04:00

See this hairy mammal?

He thinks he can grow his beard till April 1st 2011.

Think he can pull it off? If he does, I will pay Mr. Jay Brown $100.00 Canadian dollars.

We have heard some tips from an expert beardsman Gabe Clement that the key is to use a comb and shampoo regularly. With a hundo on the line my guess is Jay will try his hardest to endure it off before hes picked up by the authorities as an escaped Charles Manson.

Hang in there Jay, can't wait to see what sort of mangled mess this turns into. Expect regular updates on the progress of this beardo.

2010-10-12T13:56:00.001-04:00

Kensington Market.

The Russian and The Chinese just cruising.

2010-10-08T09:26:00.001-04:00

Its about god damn time.

A Weekend with Jay Brown.

2010-10-06T10:37:00.002-04:00

Front Lip at the Cake.

DVS they make the best shoes.

2010-10-05T15:56:00.000-04:00

yep.

2010-10-04T16:37:00.004-04:00

I don't give a rats ass about tiger woods on or off the course. I just don't feel the pull of golf either, I suck at it, everyone I know sucks at it, theres no course in the ghetto where I live so I just don't care about it.

However this pic is pretty mint, Tiger is about to fuck up some quality camera gear.

Now cameras I like. Thats something I can get into.

Stole this from Chris Hall's FB.

Speaking of C.Hall.....

The Hall home, Spring 1999.

2010-09-28T14:25:00.000-04:00

Hyped for Reid, he just finished 10th in the Toronto Waterfront Marathon.

Johnny and Mike

2010-09-27T11:46:00.003-04:00

Congratulations to Mike and Johnny for showing up in the prestigious pages of Color magazine.

Mike has a bang on interview with everyones favorite artist, Donny Miller. And Johnny has a sequence shot by foosballer Jeff Comber. I won't ruin the surprise of what stunt he does though, you'll have to buy the magazine to find out!

2010-09-24T16:30:00.006-04:00

Former co-worker and full time good friend Virgil is living in Paris creating wonderful pieces of art. You can check out some of his work here and here.

This is a mint dude, most likely the Mayor of Paris by now, or at least a highly regarded city councilman.

2010-09-24T10:34:00.001-04:00

2010-09-24T09:42:00.001-04:00

This fucking guy....

2010-09-23T10:48:00.001-04:00

Billington

2010-09-21T10:23:00.002-04:00

Can't wait to school some clowns.

Enter to play by emailing your name to contest@supradistribution.com

Adrift, Friday September 24th, 7:00 PM

The Last Time Anyone Will Ever go to Buffalo

2010-09-20T09:27:00.004-04:00

Pretty much the whole posse watching shit go down.

The only smiling face we saw the whole time we were there.

Noah T prays for rain so we can GTFO of that shitty spot.

LeBlanc gets 270 at the junkyard.

Sabres, Bills, Bisons, Buffalo in general......Mikey sums it up.

I used to go to Buffalo quite a bit when I was a kid, I thought it was awesome, now going back it looks like the set of I am Legend. Was the town evacuated and no one told us?

If you have the means, I highly recommend you skip this metropolitan area and go right on to Erie PA.

2010-09-17T15:27:00.001-04:00

Used to get up on some shit now and then.

2010-09-16T10:20:00.002-04:00

Ladies and Gentlemen...

2010-09-15T09:59:00.001-04:00

Mr. Justin Bokma

2010-09-14T23:48:00.001-04:00

This is whats happens when fools play cee-lo with a shark like myself.

2010-09-14T10:06:00.002-04:00

Finally a running store for the metal heads out there.

It's an Iron Maiden joke.

2010-09-13T10:51:00.006-04:00

Who even skates anymore??

Mikey is leaving us for the finer mountains and oceans of beautiful British Columbia.

But before he does, we are going to play hockey one last time.

See you there if you can find this arena, good luck, its in the sticks.

Happy five years to Quartersnacks. Mint site doing mint things for a long time.

Coming Soon...an interview with one of DC's Finest, Jimmy Pelletier.

2010-09-10T14:28:00.000-04:00

Been busy lately. More activity soon.

Jamie Cormier

2010-09-01T12:32:00.000-04:00

2010-08-27T11:22:00.000-04:00

Eight Weeks Later...

2010-08-25T09:07:00.001-04:00

Guess who's moving in together!

Styles for Miles.

2010-08-24T10:07:00.002-04:00

2010-08-23T15:58:00.001-04:00

Legal Documents.

2010-08-22T16:31:00.000-04:00

Sticking it to the man.

Loose Bruce's Guide to Axe Throwing

2010-08-18T22:02:00.005-04:00

Here's how it works: every Monday and Tuesday night come rain or shine we throw axes, I mean it's axe throwing, not (insert lamer more sissy thing here). It's primal man and axe time. The following is a step by step guide to get you defending your home from bears and/or terrorists with precision.

First you might wanna sharpen that axe, only cause it looks bad ass to do, no other reason really.

Next you gotta raise your axe and say the oath along with all of your fellow nut case axe throwers. Nothing too crazy, just a blood oath for eternity.

Now it's time to throw.

There are only a few things you need to know to throw an axe and stick it.

1) Drink a nice warm 50 to put everything at ease, it helps to fully relax all muscles if the 50 has been sitting on the heater for awhile, it makes it easier for it to get to your brain and smooth over inhibitions and concerns for safety.

2) Next you step up to the block that is 15 feet away from the bulls-eye target. Hold the axe at the bottom of the handle, lean towards the target which will end up being as far as you lean when you toss it.

3) Come straight back and forward releasing the axe straight at the target, just letting it slip out of your hand, and making sure not to try to flick it, other wise it will over rotate.

4) Then you enjoy that feeling of sticking the axe you threw at something, a bulls-eye feels better than the others for obvious reasons. Its one thing to explain this, but the only real way is to experience it and toss an axe yourself. Who knows it might come in handy someday......maybe.

2010-08-18T09:24:00.002-04:00

Cougar Shark & the WEScalade

2010-08-13T13:48:00.001-04:00

Beaz.

This weekend.

2010-08-12T17:16:00.001-04:00

2010-08-12T15:28:00.000-04:00

The Cougar Shark.