Fast Food Fridays

DESTROY BABYLON

2011-04-25T19:04:00.001-04:00

Sometimes you gotta admit that a blog is a blog and nothing more.

I'm going fishing.

GFYS.

Majestic-12 (MJ-12)

2011-04-18T12:52:00.003-04:00

Whats crazier, to believe in angels and heaven and a son of god that was crucified and brought back to life, the devil and hell and a concept of worship me or you will spend eternity in damnation. Or that there is life beyond earth, wether its on another planet or another dimension. This video will creep you out. the call at the end is shocking. Shit is real.

FAFFFPPT

2011-04-14T12:52:00.000-04:00

NOAH T

2011-04-13T09:10:00.002-04:00

2011-04-06T10:30:00.000-04:00

Paul.

Courtesy of Big Osk.

Our Favorite Beardo

2011-04-04T10:54:00.002-04:00

Since Jay Brown couldnt hack the Gabe Clement beard bet of $100.00 for six months of beardery, Justin had to step up and make the sacrifice for glory and one hundred dollars.

So from the beginning of October until April 1st Justin stuck with the mangy look of a hobo. This stuck through Christmas, New Years, Family Day, Valentines Day, Earth Day, St Patricks Day, and finally ended on April Fools Day. Which given the end date could have been the perfect invitation to screw him out of his money and leave him bearded and dejected.

But you gotta hand it to him, he really did it.

For one hundred dollars.

Thanks Jeff Comber for the step by step photos.

2011-04-01T17:10:00.001-04:00

2011-03-31T10:00:00.002-04:00

Bruce Lee.

Gawdamm nun-chuks!

2011-03-25T11:55:00.001-04:00

This Movie wasn't so bad.

2011-03-23T14:46:00.000-04:00

Tjaden Brewer. Winning.

Dancing in the Streets

2011-03-23T09:56:00.000-04:00

Green Mind

2011-03-22T10:54:00.005-04:00

General tips for henchmen of all varieties:

Avoid getting sent to rough up the hero(es). Ransacking hotel rooms is probably safe, but going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure ticket to the bottom of the Thames. Remember, however, that all Heroes get roughed up at least once, so if this has never happened to the Hero, go for it!
When the hero or his sidekicks are at your mercy, don't stop to gloat.
If you can't resist gloating, don't boast about the reward you expect to receive from your master for bringing them in or killing them off.
If you gloat and boast, don't be surprised if a comrade of the person you have at your mercy jumps you from behind while you're distracted with your boasting.
If you fail to complete your mission, skip town. Returning to the Evil Overlord to report on your failure will usually get you killed.
Avoid killing people not actively involved in the rebellion, the Evil Overlord has enough enemies as it is. Especially don't kill relatives, significant others, or best friends of the hero. Normally after the Evil Overlord is overthrown, henchmen can get off with a few hundred hours of community service, but if you off the Hero's loved ones, he'll make lasagna out of you.
Unless the Evil Overlord pays extra for indiscriminate slaughter, avoid it. Why should you give your services away for free?
As tempting as it may be, never try to ravish the Evil Overlord's beautiful-but-wicked daughter. She can probably mop the floor with you. Daddy will not try to stop her.
Learn where the trap door is in the Evil Overlord's audience chamber. Avoid standing there, especially when bad news is brought to the Evil Overlord.
While the Evil Overlord is gloating over his anticipated success in the venture he is about to launch, it is considered impolite to ask "And if you fail?" You probably won't be flogged, maimed, or killed for your temerity, but why risk it?
As soon as the evil lord has the hero in his power, seek the nearest available escape route. The fewmets are about to hit the windmill.
Learn to distinguish Heroes from Sidekicks. Heroes are usually taller and more somber, while Sidekicks dress with more flair and tell more jokes. Taking on the Hero when you only have enough manpower/firepower to take on the Sidekick will earn you an all-expenses-paid trip on Stygian Cruise Lines.
Never allow yourself to be provoked into doing anything stupid by insults from the Hero or Sidekicks.
No matter how attractive the captured heroine is or how seductively she bats her eyes, she really does not want to sleep with you. Do not unlock the cell door.
If the heroes give you a chance to surrender or flee, take it.
If you surrender to the Hero, don't try to stab him when his back is turned; the Sidekick will get you first.
If the seemingly helpless person you have just cornered is confident and unafraid despite being outnumbered and surrounded, you have encountered a Hero in disguise. Run while you still can.
If the Hero you are sent after dresses entirely in black, he is even more dangerous than the Evil Overlord suspects; double all requisitions for men and firepower.
Practice your "accidental" sword/gun dropping technique. It's the only thing that can save you when the hero is winning.
When you have someone at gunpoint and that person says "you haven't got the guts to kill me," prove him/her wrong.
The Evil Overlord will not risk his life to save yours. Why risk yours for him?
If the Hero is using you as a human shield and the Evil Overlord asks you if the Doomsday Weapon is prepared, say "no."
If the Evil Overlord orders you to kill some prisoners and then departs for business elsewhere, leave as quickly as possible; there is about to be a successful rescue attempt.
Never wear gender-inappropriate underwear if swords are common. The Hero will slice your suspenders, causing your pants to fall and exposing you to ridicule.
Never allow yourself to be turned into a vicious, ravening beast to defeat the Hero. It never works, and you girlfriend will not understand. She will dump you for one of the Good Guys.
Never hold hostages at point blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.
When disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neighboring lands presently outside of his control.
Find out where the Evil Overlord has installed the self-destruct switch for his secret base (the real switch, not the decoy), and disable it at the first opportunity. The base will get blown up anyway, but your chances of escaping are better.
Don't let the Evil Overlord use you as a lab animal.
If you can't avoid being used as a guinea pig by the Evil Overlord, any powers you gain from the experiment will make it needful for the Hero to kill you at some point during the Heroic Struggle. Change sides and take your just revenge.

Found here

The Ghost of Kurt Cobain

2011-03-21T12:47:00.004-04:00

Tiger blood

Mild concern without getting involved.

Juiced

Bottle of wisers

Eastern European mail order brides.

Johnny Grieco.

2011-03-14T10:36:00.003-04:00

BMW is from outerspace?

They must have some skrull technology or something, I think this is made of vibranium.

2011-03-09T14:09:00.000-05:00

"Way to breathe, no breath"

Beasley Bruyns VS. the Boston Bruins.

2011-03-07T21:49:00.003-05:00

One half of the powerhouse known as the Bruyns is running a tight blog over HERE.

Dan Bruyn went to school in Westdale and once rocked a chain, and Tim boots. Therefore hes got my vote as a certified fashion legend.

2011-03-07T21:26:00.001-05:00

BLUETILE LOUNGE at the Girl park.

2011-03-06T17:18:00.000-05:00

MF and MG sight seeing in the Hills of Beverly.

2011-03-01T12:12:00.000-05:00

Bone Thugs & Harmony annnnnd Phil Collins

2011-02-22T13:14:00.000-05:00

Singing along to Mortals playlist.

Grown Ups.

2011-02-16T11:36:00.002-05:00

Guess who just got their drivers license.

Paul Liliani is now a grown ass man.

Doing things like a grown ass man.

Expect big things from this modern executive.

Now that he can drive cars legally, whats next? Mergers? Takeovers? Property Development? Hiring? Firing? BUY BUY BUY! SELL SELL SELL!

Buy low, sell high, thats Pauls motto.

2011-02-11T10:31:00.002-05:00

Above is last years SOTY predictions by a handful of homies that frequent Supra on Friday afternoons and so on. In total we had nine people throw three guesses each into the mix with a cost of $10.00 per entrant.

Although this was done pre-Stay Gold, the predictions were pretty safe, with a few hilarious candidates thrown in to make it interesting. No Disrespect intended to any of the obvious no chancers, but you know they were never in the running.

So heres how it breaks down:

Big Osk:

Brandon Westgate
Leo Romero
Grant taylor.

Sean Mo:

Heath
Leo
Busenitz

Nathan Olokun:

Chris Pfanner
Busenitz
Leo

Jeff Comber:

Pfanner
Leo
Torey

Justin Czank:

Eli Reed
Torey
Heath

Geoff Smith:

Busentiz
Leo
Baxter-neil

Mikey Wenham:

Torey
Sheckler
Shane O'Neil

Greg Boudreau:

Leo
Torey
Heath

Marco Feller:

Vincent Alvarez
Andrew Allen
Sean Malto

So its pretty clear most of us knew who was up in the mix to win it. Some of us were really far off, Justins pick of Eli Reed no matter how well intentioned is an unlikely winner. I don't think an AM has ever gotten a SOTY, so Chris Pfanner is pretty far fetched. Silas getting a second SOTY? thats a crazy one, dunno how you came up with that one Geoff. Mikeys Sheckler is also controversial but this was selected when there was a chance to PlanB video was gonna be released, so I think he was trying to be strategic. Noticeably missing was no P-Rod, no one thought he was good enough to win a SOTY?

In the end everyone was supposed to put in $10.00 and if one of your three won SOTY you got a piece of the pot, well nine people played at $10.00 a person, six selected Leo so there is $15 owed, however no one actually paid.

We are gonna do it again this year with bets opening up June 1st. I'll put my early predictions up in February cause I don't give a rats ass.

Quim Cardona
Gino Iannucci
Julien Stranger

2011-02-10T17:55:00.001-05:00

Wow. This is tight. Say what you want about Famous being a kooky deal, Javier is tops.

2011-02-09T12:18:00.002-05:00

We gots a Ping Pong club coming to Toronto, and only about two blocks from FFF HQ.

See the article HERE.

Apparently this thing was started by Susan Sarandon, who as we all know was a big time actress with her role in Bull Durham. A film about a baseball team or something, they may have been called the Durham Bulls? Minor League baseball movies are hella depressing. Losers never made it to the big leagues.

The website HERE.

Memberships are $400 a year for the first 200 signups and $500 a year after that. I do like playing PP a great deal. But do I want to get my ass whopped on a regular basis?

2011-02-09T09:47:00.000-05:00

Stoked!